Oops…Did I Just Say That?

The eagle never lost so much time, as when he submitted to learn from the crow.
William Blake; The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: Proverbs of Hell

It may appear as though I might have been a little too hard on the leadership of the United States government, and I’m somewhat hopeful that this chapter should rectify any previous misunderstandings, which could possibly exist.

Perhaps I am unable to distinguish and perceive the genius that is the leadership of the United States government. Clearly, the aura of sophistication and wisdom that wafts over our great nation and its People from the hallowed halls of the U.S. Capitol Building, the White House and the Supreme Court leave us in awe, as we are left wondering, “Just how do they do it?” How fortunate we are to be led by people with such excellence of intellect and unbounding honorable determination. The description of my gratitude is undoubtedy ineffable, and how could mere words possibly describe or convey to others the amount of admiration and respect I have for our selfless leaders? To say that my eyes have been blinded by staring agape at the brightness of the sun, or at the head of Medusa, would be an understatement, which would pale in such meager comparison to the brilliance and welcoming glow of the brain-trust with which We are so blessed by in our nations capital, Washington DC. O Government, to bask in the stellar-glow you have created for yourselves would not be humanly possible. All I can do is personally offer my humble thanks to the bright lights of our U.S. government and I certainly look forward to the day when our forthright and loving leaders will receive the thanks and the reward they have so rightfully come to deserve.

To start, I should address the manner in which I have portrayed the current and former honorable members of the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate, the President of the United States, the Judiciary, the U.S. State Department, our illustrious Governors and our many Mayors of the People, as well as all those hardworking souls the government has toiling away who make it possible for us all to sit back confidently and enjoy the fruits of our labor in blessed safety and security.

It isn’t my intention to make light of the glaring blunders the U.S. government holds so dear, which some may consider to be unconscionable, when in obvious reality they are the treats any good master persuades his faithful dog with at times. We all know these kind souls work their little fingers to the bone as they sit in chambers playing solitaire on their laptops, or as they sit at the 19th hole swilling martinis in four-ounce flutes after a tough day on the golf course. It must be excruciatingly hard work having to say mulligan so many times. And to think that I may have made disparaging remarks directed at our fanciful leaders, their military industrial complex, or their bankers, is serendipitous to say the least.

Everyone on Earth should be aware by now that our very own shining star, the United States government, is so far beyond reproach that second guessing their integrity and their motives might be considered the act of an innocent bystander, who became tongue-tied and awestruck by their pomposity and their wizardry. Perhaps it’s like the bumper sticker says – shit happens. We must know for some sort of fact that our government, military industrial complex and their banksters would never cross the terminator from light into darkness. Would the wicked witch of the west go out for a stroll in a torrential downpour? Heavens no! So to think that our government could or would work in an ignominious fashion against their very own People, or anyone else on the planet, is what some might call a ghastly proposition at best.

I realize that I have uttered such words as Satanist, blood-sucking Amalekite, Nazi, terrorist, murderer and purveyor of death with regard to the U.S. government, but I can assure you that I was only attempting to illustrate to people what most would picture by attaching such words to an entity whose actions have caused massive amounts of lifeless bodies to accumulate around the world. Was it wrong of me to compare these vampire-like creatures to our government leaders? And maybe I have come to my senses, after all, how could I have thought such a thing? While I do not in any way consider myself to be an aficionado of vampire-like creatures, the words I have used which elevate them to the esteemed level of our faithful and honest politicians might have been a bit of backwards thinking in itself. Well, what can I say other than comme ci comme ça.

Is it possible to say that the crooked path you have led the People down is a mirror image of your own personal and quasi-professional wastelands? How dare we recognize the multitude of untruths our government plies us with daily, weekly, monthly or yearly? Would it be possible to engage in such heresy as to imply our government has colluded with ‘the others’ in an attempt to subvert all that is good? Why would anyone wish to believe the military industrial complex and the banksters of the government of the United States of America and their illuminated masters would want to give sensitive technology to those whom We are told are foes? Could it be possible that Lockheed Martin and our United States government are so incompetent as to send a dummy Hellfire missile with its sensitive technology to Cuba in 2014 by mistake (1)? After all, the U.S. government has been quite vociferous in proclaiming Cuba is a communist dictatorship who we have placed an embargo on since 1960. The comedy of errors, which is the United States government, demands their Hellfire missile and its technology be returned. I’m terribly sorry Barack, but that technology is most likely in the capable hands of your communist Chinese government friends by now, which is undoubtedly why the weapon was sent to Cuba in the first place. Oops, did I just say that?

Could it be your purpose in government is to provide the People of the nation with a little comedy relief from their mundane lives of bondage and servitude? I would like to clarify one thing if I may. Those of you who are the idiot savants of our beloved U.S. government; you charmers who have bewitched so many with the vainglorious air of dignified royalty, I have no doubt that you wistfully glance at the mirage of your achievements. The mere nothingness of your spurious leadership is a nice contrast to your conceited and self-centered personas of the self-righteous nobles you envision yourselves to be. You are the epitome of darkness as you successfully spread your gloom and doom to nearly everyone on this planet. You remind me of a cult of narcissistic fetishists whose overly pampered youths gave birth to their delusions of grandeur and twisted sense of morality as they sit and worship before mirrored graven images of themselves, while they chant unintelligible and witless nonsense. I feel as though I should give you all my heart-felt condolences on your success, and I do stand corrected, because it is possible that you could all be the most intelligent and the most highly qualified people for the positions, which for some odd reason, you appear to occupy.

Your unparalleled belief in your own sense of beauty can only be defined as daemonia objet d’art and your insight is most definitely something many consider to be a rarity. Yes, we certainly do comprehend that you fancy yourselves to be the proverbial diamond in the rough, albeit your appearance is the portrait of coal dust on the chimney sweeps tiny face. But the sad and undeniable fact is, that it is We the People who are only able to cry, “‘weep! ‘weep! ‘weep! So your chimneys I sweep, and in soot I sleep (2).”

What would we ever do without you?

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Mark Twain

Richard Parker



(1) The Washington Times; Missing U.S. Hellfire missile located in Cuba, Victor Morton. January 7, 2016
(2) William Blake; Songs of Innocence: The Chimney Sweeper. 1789

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